Wednesday, December 28, 2011

12-27-2011 - Happy Birthday Kuraz


  • Tabachi will be live in the studio on Madhouse Live this Thursday.
  • Happy Birthday, Kuraz!
  • I'm giving away buttons as Christmas presents, ONLY IN THE MONTH OF DECEMBER!
  • PLA gets told by Arley-Hay Avidson-Day. No more shirts!
  • Someone sets up a Craigslist ad, saying Brad & Matt have 33 computers for sale.
  • PLA cheers up a lady on Christmas Eve
  • There will be a PLA Radio released soon, probably in early January
  • Tiny bluetooth cameras are here and here.
  • Wood River, IL has bad neighborhoods. Not Brad is the stoned delivery driver.
  • radio.nickbrianwalters.com
  • Everyone go donate monies to fapfutures.com, just like Kuraz. WWKD?
  • In early January, we'll be doing a 24 hour prank call marathon on Cacti Radio.
  • In late January, PLA will be doing a mass-suicide event on our tinychat.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

12-20-2011 - Walmart Photo Centers

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Monday, December 19, 2011

Rappy McRapperson Album Release Party (12-17-2011)

This is not an episode of The Phone Show, but it's a special album release party that Cacti Radio threw for the infamous rap superstar, Rappy McRapperson, for his brand new album called Live at the Amway Arena!

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Don't forget to visit rappymcrapperson.com to buy the album and other amazing Rappy merchandise. Download the album for free by clicking here. And PLEASE support Rappy's efforts by donating a few bucks to mcrapperson@gmail.com so that he can continue to bring us amazing music to help us fight the man.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

12-13-2011 - Just For Trevor

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Saturday, December 10, 2011

12-06-2011 - Everyone Attend HOPE

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

11-29-2011 - The Episode Where Matt Is Just Too Drunk

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Sunday, November 27, 2011

11-22-2011 - Urine Soaked Pants

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Not The Prank Show - 11-19-2011 - Car Ding Failures

This isn't a Phone Show. I didn't even do a Phone Show this week. But when Rob The Hyena told me that he's not doing The Prank Show last night, me and Samantha decided to seize the airwaves, like true radio pirates, and do our own show in place of his.

We mainly just wanted to call up car ding note people, but none of those really worked out that great. There are still some good pranks in here. Laugh Track Matt was with us too, and Carlito joined for the 2nd half of the show, bringing us some fun UK numbers to call.

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Sunday, November 13, 2011

11-08-2011 - The Irony of it All

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

11-01-2011 - The Menstruation Station

  • Welcome back to society, Nooganoo!
  • visit our Tinychat so you can see Legend half naked!
  • Shouts to rebel0!
  • There's a new PLA book and you can download free ebooks (both PLA books) at phonelosers.org/book/download. i-hacked forced us into doing ascii art on the cover.
  • RBCP has been trolling the used PLA book prices on Amazon.
  • Blow The Whistle by r0t0rr00t3r
  • Liz Darwin has sent us a ton of phone numbers to call - we will call them in the following weeks.
  • Gregulate attempts to cheat at the TPS Word Game.
  • "Sorry I dinged your car. Call me at 425-TWO FOUR THREE-7565. -Roy" In the show I gave an 814 phone number, but I noticed that I've used that on phonelosers.org several times so it's already on Google. So instead, use this 425 number. Either number works, though. I get messages on both numbers. I just don't want to be as Googlable.
  • Two Dominos Pizza employees burn down a Papa Johns.
  • Carlito isn't dead yet and he's been doing awesome shows every week. Listen on Thursday nights at madhouselive.com.
  • We exploit our new method of talking to 7-Eleven customers.
  • blueplanethosting.us is a good prank call station and they're airing live Madhouse shows now.
  • Rob The Hyena's Prank Show is on Wednesday, hopefully.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011

10-18-2011 - Blog Talk Radio...Again

  • RBCP files a restraining order on Patch
  • RBCP accidentally calls James' wife, then calls to Jessica go nowhere
  • We mob a religious show, then call Legend back
  • Steam Mop company has blocked all calls from Skype
  • Darkstranger's call gets interrupted by a Ford commercial


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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

10-11-2011 - One Single Prank

This show was just nonstop phone ringing and nobody answering, so I edited most of it out. Enjoy the one single phone call in here. And don't you cry tonight, big girl. Click here to download this show.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

09-27-2011 - Who Is This?

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

09-20-2011 - 411 Operators and Steam Sharks



Jenn badmouths Rob The Hyena's show intro, LTmatt badmouths r0xy's intro, Jenn loves Snus, we want to be technical writers, RBCP fights with kids on a My Little Pony Facebook group, Mr. Spessa tries to make up excuses for why he's quiet, RBCP tries to play Touch Tone Genius but it doesn't work (that's the video up there on top), Xbox Swatters are targeting Microsoft employees, for next week's Movie Night we're watching Wondershowzen, Erin drunk dials and sings Mildred Monday, Q/Patrick gives us a 411 operator backdoor number to call, Legend introduces us to the Shark Steam Pocket Mop, UK Ted tries to get a number in Houston Alabama, TAS 1000, The Rules of Prank Calling, Gene Leonhardt (“You Dun Goofed” dad) dead at 53, download the new PLA 2011 Media Pack, Carlio updates.

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If you want to hear last week's show, it's here. I didn't put it on the feed for various reasons.

THIS IS A RECORDING!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

08-30-2011 - Rail Maze

LTmatt and RBCP debate about whether or not Legend is dead, RBCP loves Rail Maze, Night Asylum causes problems at PAX Prime, Dan tells us about some hacker guy we've never heard of, Leo Laporte interviews Kevin Mitnick, PLA was on Tech TV about 10 years ago, read Kevin Mitnick's book, RBCP commands Night Asylum to attend Portland 2600 this week, Jason H. is harassing RBCP's hosts again, Tropical Eats is back, HBB was grounded for being in possession of a PLA book, The Prank Show prank called RBCP at a Carl's Jr. last week, Carlito from Madhouse Live is back!, Jenn has been doing broadcasts on Cacti, Staci has the most amazing idea for a prank ever which RBCP won't tell anyone about, Guy hacks his neighbors and gets sentenced to 18 years.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

08-24-2011 -The Fun Phone Prank Show

RBCP, STACIWILLIAM and Rob do a crossover show tonight, bringing the worst of all of our shows together. Rob plays some insane Twitter complainer calls, nearly giving a man a heart attack, GO FORNICATE YOURSELF! This episode is 2 hours long in order to completely encompass all of the horrible from each of our shows. I can't remember exactly what happened during the 2 hours, but I do remember a few of the pranks centering around technical writing for some reason.

http://www.cactiradio.com/media/tps/thephoneshow.2011-08-24.mp3 is where you'll find the show.

By the time you're finished listening to this episode, you will want to be a technical writer. The background music was provided by The Doubleclicks and is called Technical Writer. You can listen to them on their YouTube and add them to Facebook.

Friday, August 19, 2011

08-16-2011 - Prank Calls Are Getting Violent

Evie's friend Johnny is at a Plaid Pantry to buy cigarettes so we try to sabotage that. The intro background music is doubled, thanks to RBCP being too lazy to fix his sound settings, PLA is taking a new direction into being serial killer pranksters, Mermaid Girl freaks out over some Foursquare prank calls, here is her Twitter, here is her website URL that is gone, here is her personal web site, and here is a capture of her post about her Foursquare stalker, Rob The Hyena gets a lot of Facebook requests from fake PLA people, thanks for the free shirt Exploit Hub, help RBCP write a cover letter to send with donated books to Christian schools, email your ideas for letters to rbcp@phonelosers.org, Dan buys billions of PLA books and leaves them lying around flea markets, RBCP and a JonBenet newspaper at Defcon, Skunkworks did a Bitcoin talk at Defcon, a 7-Eleven gets flash mobbed, Gregulate blows our minds with a trick to find out who views our Facebook - here is the link to view them, The Game causes a phone mob against a Compton police department, tons of SWATs and violent flash mobs are happening lately, Carlito from Madhouse Live update.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

08-09-2011 - Defcon 19 Wrapup

LTmatt, Rob The Hyena, RBCP, Staci, Jenn


Soundcheck with Domino's Pizza, sound problems make the background intro music echo, we say crude things about Chris Ellerbeck's mom, Scanner Mel tries to run the show, prank calls to hotel guests are played throughout the show, we don't talk about the bag of piss, we badmouth Rob The Hyena a lot, people in the Defcon Forums hate us now, Rappy McRapperson calls in, LTmatt groped Staci a lot at Defcon, Staci makes crazy accusations at RBCP,




Here's a video of the PLA Wave:



Here's a video of RBCP creeping out Jenn:


This update on phonelosers.org has a bunch of Defcon stuff on it, including pictures and links to things.

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Thursday, July 28, 2011

07-26-2011 - Defcon is Next Week!

MC Lars daughters like to drink, Staci shouts at phractal, anyone listening live is supposed to be watching Tinychat, RBCP is afraid of porn, Staci complains forever about trying to get to Defcon (you can donate money to her going to Defcon fund by PayPaling any amount to rbcp@phonelosers.org), no Phone Show next week because of Defcon, RBCP plays a dumb voicemail, Rob The Hyena might be doing a live Prank Show from Defcon, 2 roxys call in, we prank call Wendy who complains about Comcast. She tweets the next day, "Pranked by an internet radio station last night impersonating @comcast cust. service...Called at 1am and insulted me for slagging @comcast." Legend's message to Kelly resulted in a tweet reading "@unitedairlines Your rude "customer service" msg from "Bob" at 10:45pm is not helping to change my opinion of you. Plus I need a # to call." Everyone bring your PLA book to Defcon with you!

Seriously, Staci would like to go to Defcon and wants to shamelessly beg you for donations to help her get there. That way the entire Cacti Radio staff (okay, fine, minus Carlito) will be at Defcon! PayPal anything you want to rbcp@phonelosers.org. As of this writing, donations are up to $45 and she still needs another $200. If she doesn't make it to Defcon, RBCP will refund all donations.

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Friday, July 15, 2011

07-12-2011 - Welcome Back Carter

LIVE sound check at our favorite Dominos Pizza, which is from Nick Badfish's TPS from a couple weeks earlier. Tabachi is too poor for Defcon, RTH will be doing a live Prank Show from Defcon, Gregulate isn't going either, Cacti Radio was down for a couple of weeks because of a power failure, Zyklon is NOT going to Defcon, we call Dominos and the girl who answers refuses to be angry, Google+ is breaking news, please stop creating online dating profiles for RTH, Sudo has set up a donation email to preemptively save Laugh Track Matt's liver, rat fur burgers, Staci Stack wants to do some in-person pranks, hang in there - after way too long of figuring things out there's a bit of hilarity in a gas station and at a Jack In The Box, Sudo is way too cool to hang out with DBK, here's the new PLA art page, listen to 1337ology.com, here is a dedication to Dino Allsman on the N.E.R.D. show.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

06-21-2011 - Short Show

This is a very short show with no pranks. Don't listen to it! Weird Al releases a new album, IO scams a pizza, RTH scams a headset, LTmatt is racist, RBCP is quitting for a month, LTmatt has his ticket to Defcon, Rappy McRapperson is awesome, Tabachi and HBB are doing a PLA meetup in Virginia, professor makes a Skype phone booth, there is now a Minecraft server for PLA people - the address to go to is 96.44.162.50:26026, THE END!

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Monday, June 20, 2011

06-14-2011 - Scamming Free Food

Jenn and LTmatt did NOT hook up, Rob The Hyena calls to work out his technical issues on the show, Samantha declares that the show will be about scamming free food, RBCP plays a prank call made to a Waffle House the day before that STACY was hanging out in, RBCP has been using Prank Dial to harass businesses that he walks into, hi Dialtone, Chris Ellerbeck's lady friend is retarded, murd0c is watching Mac & Me, everyone should go answer Tabachi's question about Cacti Radio shows, Samantha and Tombstone are going to hang out together, Trevor insists that everyone should go to rbcpraped.me (warning: it's explicit sometimes), Staci talked about The Yelp Dot Com, we call back a restaurant manager from Staci's show last week, PLA is taking donations to donate PLA books to needy Christian schools, Badfish sets up some incoming snow plow calls, we call our old Dominos for a mic check, RBCP shows off his cactus on cam.

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

06-07-2011 - New Twitter Complainers

Sudo says this is what we should all look like when listening to The Phone Show. If you don't, then you're doing it wrong.



Last week's aftershow was craaaazeeee, a good alternate term for vagina is "dirty mop bucket," Skype's rates are starting to suck, Rob The Hyena is starting his own show on Cacti Radio called The Prank Show on Saturday evenings, update about the PHONE WINNERS, read Rob's awesome song and email on phonewinnerz.com, linear comes out of hiding and hosts a show with us, gnnr's had a rough week with Samantha, Tombstone calls in to tell linear to fuck off, next week we'll hopefully be showing Nick Walter's movie, twitter complaints, Rob pranks a guy that was pranking HP. After the prank, this guy tweeted:



  • Wtf?! Someone from HP called my house phone complainin about my twitter post. I did not know they monitored that shit
  • How the fuck did this nigga get my house phone #
  • The name that showed up on the caller id was phonelosers.org
  • Fucking wierdo, no life prank caller?
Boost Mobile calls to help Jenna with her problems, OhEmStaci is nervous, RBCP isn't in Tinychat, Samantha has not slept with any PLA people this week, Samantha does another trademark horrible prank call by calling a lady whose husband died earlier in the day, we call a lady in a hotel who refuses to get angry and then go back to the Boost Mobile lady. Here's her tweets from after the show:
  • Uhhh @BoostMobile just called me at almost midnight and BURPED in my ear and then told me to lay off the attitude.
  • @BoostMobile Now you cuss at your customers and continue calling over and over again?
  • @BoostCare I'd really like to know the customer service that supposedly just called me burping in my ear, swearing, calling me names.
  • @BoostCustomers Yes and the police are now on their way to trace the call.
  • @BoostCustomers Claiming they have other people to call, will be doing this all night?
  • @BoostCustomers I heard the name Nick. But calling me at almost midnight!? And then calling over and over again
  • @BoostCustomers Well if someone would like to call me now and be respectful, feel free.
  • You know it's funny that these punkasses call my home phone and not my cell phone they are supposedly taking care of.
  • @BoostCare You have a Twitter account posing as your company and somehow getting my phone number. Police were contacted.
  • @BoostCare The person that responded to the e-mail has no clue what I am talking about. We're going to switch service at this point. (This tweet is from 2 days later.)
  • @BoostCare Yup. Atleast I'm going to school for computer forensics so I know how to trace a thing or two ;)
Linear gets to hear our new and improved sad Lost music that isn't sad, Matt sure hates The Fun Show, Nick is going to move his Craigslist Show to Cacti Radio soon, everyone listening is likely to be eaten by a grue. Click here to listen to the show.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

05-31-2001 - Civil War Reenactment

RBCP accidentally drops Sudo's docs, shoutouts to Hector the Hax0r, Samantha is drunk at us, hi MFR, we try to call a drug sting, listeners should always be in the PLA tinychat during the show, video streaming is about to become illegal, which will kill PLA movie night since we never break any laws, Brad has never heard of phonewinners.com, Chimichonga is our new favorite caller, Gregulate has put out a new GregCast, r0xy interviewed RBCP on her show last week, Sudo is eying RBCP's chest hair, Rob The Hyena, Harry from PW sets himself on fire and lives with his mom, never use sslbrowser.com because it doesn't seem to work at all, just as RBCP speculates that Harry will deny the information we've found, Rob The Hyena listens to their bridge and hears Harry doing just that, click here to read the article on phonelosers.org, Rappy McRapperson raps for us, Joe M. turns into a Mexican, there's a new video on PLA's YouTube of Foursquare Harassment, FIVE BIG BONERS!

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The aftershow is awesome if you can sit through all 3 hours of it. Rob convinces a 7-Eleven employee to do crazy things with Gatorade and Twinkees (1:06), gets a customer to report on the state of the store (2:09), gives an English lesson to another employee (2:16) and Samantha convinces a truck driver to come back for sex (2:31). Other things surely happened, but I can't remember much of it. Click here to listen to the aftershow!

05-24-2011 - PhonewinnerZ DOT COM

RBCP has a new game planned for the night that will just be so amazingly cool and awesome and you won't believe it, everybody should go to PhonewinnerZ.com!, WITH A Z!, The Fun Show and GregCast are now both on the Cacti Radio schedule, Jenn is in our Tinychat, s1acker is naked as usual, Skype has an amazing new feature of making you click an extra button now to add people to your conference, Madhouse will be back this week (but he wasn't), the price is wrong, bitch, Aime calls about Mildred Monday's grandkids, Samantha is currently on a world tour of PLA people, Matt proposes to OhEmGee.

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An after show where nothing really spectacular happens is here.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

05-17-2011 - Rubios

Sudo has found Curtis Lee Jones and he's macking on teenage girls, the malware on Cacti Radio is gone, a toy phone curses, Hailey doesn't answer the phone again, we call up people who've put business cards into Rubios fishbowls, Sudo lost her placenta, Mildred's family is threatening my life becaue of Aimee, there are 250 new Madhouse Live shows up in the Cacti Radio rotation now, Skunkworks bores the hell out of everyone, Night Asylum tells us about his radio hax0ring.

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Monday, May 16, 2011

05-10-2011 - MC Router

RBCP hates afreak, Skype has been sold to Microsoft for billions, dead air until Jenn calls in, Samantha will be participating in the social engineering contest at Defcon, Rob The Hyena commands everyone to make weird signs for their doors at Defcon, happy birthday HBB, blue boy is listening from Tahiti, RBCP is distributing malware on cactiradio.com to steal credit card numbers, floatie boobs, Rappy is a Facebook spammer, Aikison and some newb is getting married, cactiradio.ORG, music this week is provided by MC Router (click here to download the songs I have by her), Jim Florentine pranks a telemarketer, we try to call Hailey back, Johnny Cash sucks at computers, Rob tries to phone sex a lady, we did a 4 hour phone mob on Saturday, PLA is part of the homosexual agenda, some weirdo is looking for Big-E on the PLA and BinRev forums, HBB is terrorizing her school in the name of PLA, Jenn calls in, Brad downloaded tons of Madhouse Live for Cacti Radio.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

04-26-2011 - Walgreens Photos

Laugh Track Matt and Rob The Hyena host the intro, Rob called up Walgreens photo department and got them to give us customer names and phones, Brad is the winner in The Great Jason H. Battle of 2011, Carlito has been in the hospital, Tombstone and friends did a phone mob to a Christian Watchtower show, Aikison plays the violin, call TheN's voice bridge at 253-397-1819, afterthetone.org, Dexter has ugly kids, naked pics, murder scenes, gnnr shows us his tasteful nude art by Rappy McRapperson, we talk to some guy named Joe, Rappy forces us to call one last Walgreens.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

05-03-2011 - Complete Suckage

Rob has been getting advice from lawyers about our show, get on tinychat.com/phonelosers and IRC, cactiradio.ORG, HDD draws Cacti Radio art, Rappy claims full responsibility for pranking the minister, we talk about a certain lady at a Portland Subway, r0xy calls RBCP and Evie at a restaurant, angry gas station guy isn't THAT angry, piratesofthesoftware.com, Jenn kills the aftershow, tabachi requests Kraftwork's song Telephone Call.

http://www.cactiradio.com/media/tps/thephoneshow.2011-05-03.mp3

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

04-19-2011 - Notacon Wrapup

Just listen to the hate in my voice, Brad is too stupid to fix a subdomain, Samantha and Laugh Track Matt talk about their adventures at Notacon, lava rocks, HBB, rapping robots from outer space.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

04-12-2011 - Vasectomies with Aikison and OhEmGee

Aikison takes over the Cacti Radio studio and gets OhEmGee to cohost, OhEmGee offers a PLA shirt to anyone who beige boxes into the show, Aikison tells his beige boxing story, Aikison is a Jr. Meter Reader, and then a bunch of other shit for an hour.

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